I know most of you probably aren’t going to read this, but in a few weeks is Christmas, and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 28 I’m moving to Antarctica (home of the greatest walruses). I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever!

butcherbabe:

WALRUSES DON’T FUCKING LIVE IN ANTARCTICA

Well to be geographically correct, Siberia.

(Source: bonesandboobs)

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  1. dinosaurparfait reblogged this from fyeahwalruses
  2. bonesandboobs reblogged this from carnivorae and added:
    Well to be geographically correct, Siberia.
  3. carnivorae reblogged this from fyeahwalruses and added:
    WALRUSES DON’T FUCKING LIVE IN ANTARCTICA
  4. optimistic-red-velvet-walrus reblogged this from galesofnovember and added:
    ahahahaha, I def thought you did at first, I had to look up to check that it was reblogged from someone else
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  6. galesofnovember reblogged this from fyeahwalruses and added:
    I swear to Chicken Jesus that I did not write this.
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